€27,850 Awarded In Lawsuit to 61-Year-Old Woman That Fell Off Toilet

5-Year-Old Who Drew A Gun With A Crayon Forced To Sign No-Suicide Contract With School

Grieving Family Texts Phone of Grandma Buried With Her…They Received A Reply! From Who?

Grieving Family Texts Phone of Grandma Buried With Her…They Received A Reply! From Who?

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Because that definitely isn’t the scariest thing to ever happen to someone. (more…)

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Inflatable Christmas Tree Accused of Being 80-Foot Butt Plug

Busty Advertisement Responsible For Over 500 Car Crashes In One Day

Busty Advertisement Responsible For Over 500 Car Crashes In One Day

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Who thought putting boobs on the side of a truck was a good idea?  (more…)

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Woman Falls Behind on Yard Work - Gets Sent To Jail

Woman Falls Behind on Yard Work – Gets Sent To Jail

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Oh, what’s that? You’re a struggling family that can’t afford to take a day off to clean your yard? Better send you to jail. (more…)

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Italy Frees Itself From Recession Thanks to Drugs and Prostitution

Italy Frees Itself From Recession Thanks to Drugs and Prostitution

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I’ve been saying it for years now: Hookers make the world go round. (more…)

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Man Admits To Having Sex With Over 700 Vehicles

Chicago Man Joins Marathon Runners While Trying To Escape Police

Kindergarten Teacher Quits Job To Twerk On Vine for 6 Figure Salary

Police Tell Wrong Parents Their Son Died

Eighty Year Old Woman Fights Off Would Be Rapist With Vacuum Cleaner

Impotent man inserts metal rod into penis!

Impotent man inserts metal rod into penis!

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One man tried to make his penis work again by jamming it with a metal rod, and I can only wonder…why?

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Electronic Blow Job Machine Opens European Headquarters

Electronic Blow Job Machine Opens European Headquarters

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Just another reason why Europe is more cultured than the Americas (more…)

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Student Arrested After 2 Flamingos Die In Frat Prank Gone Wrong

Student Arrested After 2 Flamingos Die In Frat Prank Gone Wrong

Oh, Fraternities. You never fail to impress me with your tales of idiocy.  (more…)

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